What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Microsoft Confirms Google Chrome Block After Windows 11 Users Complain - Forbes

Unacceptable again!

No way

Still no good.

Nearly complete dinosaur skull reveals a new sauropod species from East Asia - Phys.org

Thumbs down again.

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

LSU vs. West Virginia weather delay: Start time changed for Sunday Super Regional matchup - On3.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Scientists Have Figured Out Exactly How Much Time Drinking Takes Off Your Life - AOL.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Then came..

“A.I. Cracks the Black Hole Code”: Astronomers Use Artificial Intelligence to Reveal Hidden Forces at the Heart of the Universe - Rude Baguette

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

‘The Life of Chuck’: Never Mind the Apocalypse, Watch Tom Hiddleston Dance! - Rolling Stone

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

What are the steps to setting up a new cold calling BPO (call centre) in Hyderabad, Telangana, India?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Common sleep aid blocks brain inflammation and tau buildup in Alzheimer’s model - PsyPost

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!